Green

I saw this news story about mother’s teaching their children how to be green. They are teaching them to save the planet. What those mothers should really teach their children is how to go black—as in black heart. Which is what will happen to them after life chews them up and spits them out. Teach these kids something useful like your dreams will never come true and you’re destined to be system analyst for a company that you have no idea what product or service they sell. Also, if you’re a mother and you’re teaching your brat to go green, you’re an idiot. Just buy a DVD and plop them in front of the television, like everyone else. And lastly, you’re not Wesley Crusher—you can’t save the planet. The planet is in no jeopardy. It’s our environment stupid that may be in trouble, not Earth.