Showing posts with label ObamaCare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ObamaCare. Show all posts

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Eva Longoria Opens Mouth

Recently, “actress” Eva Longoria spoke at a charity gala and said she is shocked by Americans’ attitudes towards immigrants and supports Obamacare.

It was quite an amazing moment. The body actually has a brain.

Well, a brain may be pushing it a bit, but Longoria did show she has the capability to form a complete sentence on her own.

Longoria: "The immigration issue is interesting because historically everyone has immigrated, this is a country of immigrants.”

You’re not an immigrant if you were born here. I was born here. You were probably born here. Most Americans were born here.

Longoria: “So it kind of shocks me that people have such a vile reaction to immigrants when they provide a huge amount of services to our country, and particularly in agriculture."

The overwhelming majority of Americans are proponents of immigration but opponents of illegal immigration. You want to come to this county, that’s fine, but do it legally.

Longoria thinks immigration reform is important but not as much as healthcare.

"One topic at a time, [Obama] can tackle the health care issue, and I completely support him on what he is doing currently, with his options that he wants to provide, and ... how he wants to fund it."

[Roll eyes]

Thanks for trying Eva. Now close the mouth and look pretty. We’ll call you when your husband is playing basketball and we need some eye candy at courtside.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Obamacare

The best retort to those who desire universal healthcare:

"...majority of Americans still have health insurance through their job and it's, you know, most of them are happy with it."
-President Barack Obama, September 8th, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

No More Qualifying

"Michael Vick should get a second chance in the NFL but what he did was heinous."

"Plaxico Burress' sentence for illegal gun possession is too harsh, but what he did was stupid."

"I'm against ObamaCare but I think we should do something about the chronically uninsured."

That's it. I'm done. I'm through with qualifying my remarks. From now on I'm going state my opinions and shut up. If you misconstrued what I say then you either don't know me or you're an idiot.

After all, anyone who knows me knows I love dogs. Any one who is anti-gun should know there are people with pro-gun opines. As for ObamaCare I was lying. Not about being against it but about doing something for the chronically uninsured--let them drink NyQuil.

In the past, I've qualified my remarks out of fear. I was afraid of hurting someone's feeling. I was afraid of appearing insensitive. I was afraid of confrontation.

However, now that I'm old, and I've gained the wisdom necessary to function, I've come to realize that I really don't care. If someone needs me to clarify my opinion they can ask. If they jump to conclusions that's there problem not mine.

Here it goes...

"Michael Vick should get a second chance in the NFL."

"Plaxico Burress's sentence for illegal gun possession is too harsh"

"I'm against ObamaCare."