Juno

I recently watched that movie “Juno.” It’s about a teenager who becomes pregnant—a teenage girl in case you haven’t see the trailer. (Turn on the sarcastic meter here) She’s really cool and hip. She uses lingo, synonyms, jargon and sometimes even slang! She’s really smart and hip and pithy and “with-it.” Additionally, she listens to music that other kids her age don’t listen too! How precocious! (Turn off sarcastic meter) If she’s so damn smart and so damn cool, why in the hell did she get pregnant? I’ll save my positive labels for girls who can keep their legs close. I hate Hollywood.