Toy Story 3 not only won the weekend box office, but it was also Pixel's or Pixar's or Paxson's—whatever the studio is called—biggest opening weekend since the beginning of the universe.
I care so little about that movie that I'm not going to bother with the proper research. This apathy of mine is fueled by my utter distaste of kids movies, kids, and movies.
Speaking of kids, the other day, as I was walking by a park, I noticed a kid wearing a cape.
That got me to thinking that one of the only really good things about being a kid was being able to wear a cape.
When you're young, wearing capes is socially acceptable. When you're OLD, wearing a cape just makes you creepy OLD guy wearing a cape.
If I had it to do all over again, my childhood wardrobe would be nothing but capes.
I would have a short cape, a medium cape, and a long cape.
I would have a cape with a large collar and a cape with a short collar.
I would have a cape that's attaches to my sleeves and a cape with a hood.
My closet would be cape-centric.
In fact, everyday my outfit would consist of shoes with lights in the heel, blue jeans, multi-colored shirts baring designs of trucks, and capes.
O, to be young and a cape fancier.
Sadly, I'm OLD and therefore must attend an adult movie wearing a boring cardigan, or a banal windbreaker, or worse yet, a pedestrian polyfill coat with a fly-front.
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