Bono's Back Postpones U2's North American TourYou know you're OLD when the rockers of your youth start suffering from the same aliments that plague your grandparents.
These lame aliments involve mucous, puss, and phlegm and they need rehabilitation that requires canes, walkers, and trusses.
One such victim of this phenomenon was hitherto the coolest frontman on the face of the Earth.
On May 21, 2010 U2's Bono underwent emergency back surgery.
"Am I bugging you? I didn't mean to bug you," said Bono's back to Bono.
Surgery went well but Bono will need eight weeks to recover and U2's North American tour was postponed to 2011.
In a split-second Bono went from desirable rock star to Uncle Paul with the achin' back.
Meanwhile, Poison's Bret Michaels suffered a brain hemorrhage, a stroke, and a hole in his heart.
"Don't need nothing but hemorrhage, how can I get rid of this?"
When you're young your contemporaries suffer from romantic aliments like overdoses, car accidents, and suicides.
But when you're OLD they suffer from embarrassing ails like bad backs, strokes, and getting holes in internal organs.
To make matters worse, Bono and Bret Michaels probably take medication from one of those containers that are labeled with the days of the week.
It's perfectly acceptable if a rocker is in rehab. It's sad if the rocker needs a geriatrician.
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