Cascade Action Packs

One of the hallmarks of getting old is finding excitement in things that even under ideal conditions; in the best of all possible worlds; in a shiny utopia without disease, hunger and pestilence; in a universe void of pain, suffering and acid wash jeans, you shouldn't find exciting.

Sadly, I can’t remember the last time I was more than excited than I am right now over a wonder-product called Cascade Action Packs. Yes, that’s right, I’m giddy about what is basically dishwashing detergent.

It may sound pathetic but these crystals are sent from God. They are little bags stuffed with soap, detergent, and Unicorn love that makes my dishes (especially my glass ware) sparkle and shine.

If you’re wondering where the bag goes, I don’t know. It just disappears. I would say it’s magic but magic doesn’t clean this well. Every time I use tge packs it’s like I bought a whole new set of dishes.

Not to sound obtuse, but Cascade Action Packs are frickin’ awesome.

Here’s how they work:

With dry hands, you set one pack in your dishwasher’s soap try, shut the latch, shut the dishwasher door, fire the puppy up, sit back and chill-lax.

When the dishwasher is done you’ll open the door to find two trays of glistening kitchen ware that is so clean you’ll want to make love to them.

And if you do that’s okay because you can just pop the love stained dishes back into the dishwasher, add another Cascade Action Pack and start the process all over again.

Yes, being this excited over a cleaning product definitely means you’re old but you know what, I don’t care. When you have clean, streak-less dishes like I now have nothing can ruin the high.