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I don’t want a rule written or a law enacted, I just want people to stop doing the following: mass-banking on a Friday and ordering more than 2 drinks at Starbucks. These are things people shouldn’t do—out of common courtesy—not be made to do, not forced to do or even coerced to do. On Fridays, you SHOULD only go to the bank for simple deposits or withdrawals. If you need to do some serious banking go on Monday—that’s what Monday’s are for. You’re not Warren Buffett, you can wait two days. Please stop going to the bank and ask for a year’s worth of transactions, when I’m in line behind you wanting to deposit my yardwork check and get some cash to go to Gamecrazy. Moving on…when you go to Starbucks you SHOULD only order one drink for yourself, and at the very most, one drink for someone else. NO MORE! If the lazy slobs in your office want an espresso, they should get off their ass and get it themselves. I have no problem waiting in line behind 10 people, each ordering a drink—that is factored in when I mentally estimate my wait time. But standing in line behind two people and one of them is order 10 drinks screws up my mental estimate. It confuses me! How long will I be waiting? Also, it SHOULD be legally permissible to maim someone who orders 10 drinks and all 10 are blender drinks.