One Week

My favorite line is, "it's just nasty. It's gross." Then Dr. Phil asks, "what's gross about it?" Gee, I don't know. How about your dad having his penis slit and then folded back into his body.

I can understand the logic in wanting to be a chick. You're never wrong, you never have to take out the garbage, you dominate the home, the bedroom and maybe the White House, society lets you make all the decisions about the pregnancy and then gives you a free pass if you pawn your kid off at daycare, give birth (arguably the most painful experience a woman can go through) but complain when they chip a nail, even though statistics say women make less than men, most women I knew make more than most men I know (and women dominate all office settings), women can say stuff like "you go girl," but cry anytime they want, call themselves "Diva's," but complain about men's egos, gossip vindictively but scream foul when called a bitch, and can learn how to dance on a stripper's pole, call it exercise, but sue a company if a dude tells an off color joke in the break room. I get all that. I just think being a woman would be too much work.