Gross

I understand the call of nature striking when you’re out in public (God knows nature has called me so many times she’s in my fav five). I also understand that when nature calls one brings reading material to the commode. What I don’t understand is answering the call of nature in public and bringing reading material—GROSS! Today I saw a dude, in a popular fast food restaurant, take the sports page to the rest room—he might as well got on the loud speaker and announced he was off to take a duke. Can’t he sit by himself, with only his thoughts for entertainment, for a couple of minutes? And what did he do with the sports page after he was done? I hope he threw it away.