Standing

I’m having trouble standing up. When I’m seated (especially when the chair is lower) I have trouble getting up and standing. Cars parked on a slant are very tricky for me to get out of. Let me say it again: I’m having trouble standing up! When in the hell did his happen? It seems like only yesterday I was playing foosball until 3am with Diller and the Pooch with only a Taco Bell burrito supreme in my belly. Now I can’t stand up unless I have a fulcrum and a series of pulleys. This is totally unacceptable. I blame all older people for not telling me this was going to happen.