GET OFF MY LAWN!: Hooverround

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Hoveround

Now that I'm old I want a Hooveround all thanks to the power of advertisement and my crap-tastic knees. This looks like a Weiden + Kennedy spot doesn't it?

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This blog’s mission is to accurately chronicle the descent of a once happy, well-adjusted adult as he tumbles helplessly into the abyss of bitterness, hatred and callousness. To fulfill this mission, no words are barred, no tradition is held sacred and no insult is deemed insensitive. As technology marches forward, man’s aging process is constantly being accelerated by social, economic and artistic changes. Medicine is prolonging life and slowing down the aging process, but society keeps inappropriately coveting youth by continually redefining what is considered young. How can a man cope in a world where his body stays younger longer but his culture says he’s older sooner? This blog will attempt to answer those questions. And if space allows we will also have pictures of cute cats!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Hoveround

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