Saturday, June 27, 2009

Today It's "Kids," Tomorrow It's Whipper-snappers

The term "Kids" usually connotes people young enough to be in young and still play on jungle gyms.

Regardless of age, if you call the aforementioned group of individuals kids, you're okay.

However, you know you're old when you call people who are old enough to drive kids. You know you're really old when you call people old enough to drink kids.

The other day, through the window of my apartment, I saw a group of people walking old enough to drink. As they were goofing off, I called them kids.

These are individuals old enough to buy me a drink and I'm referring to them as kids.

I had no other recourse but to bury my head in my hand and wish for death.

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