Bagging Pants

I now know why old men wear their pants in a baggy fashion—they are out of shape. I have been wearing my jeans in bag mode, i.e. without a belt. While "baggishness" adds comfort, especially when I sit, it causes my pants to droop when standing and walking... just like an old man.

I’ve been removing my belt because the buckle cuts into my girth. This predicament leaves me with two choices. Wear a belt and suffer through the agony of my belt buckle digging into my beer belly or remove the belt and suffer through the discomfort of bagging pants. Of course there’s a third option, get in a shape, but I’m now where near that desperate.