Recently the part of world I live in experienced a heat wave. With high temperatures comes sweating and with sweating comes body odor. There’s one thing I’ve notice with respects to body odor, all old people have the same stench. I describe it as a cross between moldy furniture, medical waste, vanilla wafers and death.
My currently body odor is rotten salami and/or bad lunch meats. Yet, I’m starting to get whiffs of the old people body odor or O.P.B.O. in my musk. It’s only a matter of time before I have O.P.B.O. and when I finally do get full on O.P.B.O. it will be a glorious day. For all my pricey deodorants will be going into the garbage can. After all, why do you need to smell nice when old?
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