Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Polyp

One of the above is a polyp.

I don't know what a polyp is. I don't know where you get one. I don't know how you get one. What I do know is if you want to be Old, you need a polyp.

"I had a polyp removed."

"My doctor found a polyp."

"What to see my polyp scar?"

Polyps sound better than a tumor and more exciting than corns. I would like one on my back or my elbow; just no where near my area. Although from the looks of it, polyps maybe internal. If that's the case could I have one on my duodenum? I also hear that polyps make great conversation pieces. From my experience, everyone who's ever had a polyp can't help but to tell you all about them.

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