Clean Sheets

When I was young and stupid and believed in love, I wanted to find my soul mate. I wanted to find a woman with whom I could share everything with. Now that I’m old, I want a woman who can cook and clean. It may sound harsh, but it’s true. The young me thought I could find a wonderful girl and together we would grow old fulfilling each other’s intellectual and carnal desires. Then I finally got old and realized old chicks don’t put out! So now I’m stuck, frustrated and hungry in a dirty house. If I had it to do over again I would have choose food and clean sheets.